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Anyone Trying to Avoid ‘Game of Thrones’ Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

So, as I’m sure you’ve heard, this Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones got leaked (disclaimer: that is not a link to the episode).

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Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

But, you’re an honest fan and you’ve decided that you’re going to give it the old college try and wait until Sunday to watch it.

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

The only problem is that it feels like everyone you know has already seen it and is talking about it.

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

So, this is what you’re going to do. Ready?

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

You’re going to start off the day by looking in the mirror and having this interaction with yourself. 

And remember that this is not going to be easy. The spoilers will be haunting you until Sunday night. 

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

Just accept the fact that you’re probably going to die of thirst at work because the water cooler is definitely off-limits.

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

Cancel all current and potential social engagements just to be safe. You never know when one of your friends will get a little feisty with the spoilers. 

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

You may as well call up your grandparents and ask them to dig that old typewriter out of the attic because the internet is a legit DANGER ZONE

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

Social media? 

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

But if you do decide to venture online just remember…

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

And that Twitter has a mute feature…

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

You may have a few moments of confusion where you’re not sure if people are talking about their actual lives or Game of Thrones, so you will probably have to channel your inner Nick Miller paranoia for a couple of days. 

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

And even though you’re basically walking around like this

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

People will still ask if you bit the bullet and watched it yet. 

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

And you may have a moment of weakness where you almost click play. 

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But you will stop yourself knowing that it will be worth the wait.

Because it’s Game of Thrones and it always is. 

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

And I mean, it always is. 

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article

Hang in there, people! Sunday isn’t too far away. 

Anyone Trying to Avoid 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers Right Now Will Relate to this Article