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The Greatest and Worst Batman Batsuits Are Ranked, With No Appreciation for Nipples

Published on June 23rd, 2022 | Updated on June 24th, 2022 | By FanFest

Batman has some fantastic costumes, except for the ones with nipples, according to most individuals. At least, that’s the impression we’re getting from DC enthusiasts on Reddit, who have been discussing the greatest and worst Batsuits in amusing fashion.

We now have information on Batnipples that we didn’t think we needed, owing to SpeedForce2022’s post in the DC Cinematic subreddit requesting fans to rank their favorites and least favorite Batsuits. Aside from a few presumably ironic responses, Reddit users despise Val Kilmer’s Batman in Batman Forever and George Clooney’s in Batman & Robin.

“I didn’t realize Val Kilmer’s costume also had nipples,” according to the user who goes by the handle udubdavid. “I thought that distinction only applied to Clooney.” Joel Schumacher, who directed both Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, created the Batnipples.

“I want to make the costumes ‘anatomical,’” he said. Shumacher had no idea how offensive this would be. “I simply know I’ll always go down over the nipples with Batman, starting with Batman Forever… It’s going to be on my tombstone; I’m sure of it.”

After we’ve gotten rid of the distracting nipples, let’s talk about the greatest Batman costumes in film. Many Redditors enjoy Robert Pattinson’s The Batman costume.

Others prefer Christian Bale’s attire from the Dark Knight trilogy.

Several people prefer the exceedingly outdated clothing worn by Adam West in the 1960s Batman TV series and film.

Really, any Batsuit is welcome as a favorite, as long as it does not have nipples. It’s truly a sophisticated universe.

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