15 Times the Internet Had Jokes About ‘Hocus Pocus’
Oh, look. Another glorious Twitter/Tumblr roundup article. This time, it’s all about the reigning film of October, Hocus Pocus! So let’s get our “Amuck, Amuck, Amuck” on and check out these 15 magical jokes we found on the internet about the Sanderson Sisters and more!
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All this time i thought the cat on Hocus Pocus was named Zachary Binx, not Thackary I just thought the witches had a lisp
— Jessica Gonzalez (@Jess_gonzo96) November 1, 2016
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I swear it’s like I see one leaf change and I turn into Winnie Sanderson
— dthomppp ♀️ (@daryanthompson) August 24, 2017
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Two characters I identified with most with as a kid: Thackary Binx and Casper. a CAT and a GHOST. nbd
— e. oliver whitney (@cinemabite) October 31, 2016
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The rest of the year I’m a Carrie, but in October, I’m a Sarah #HocusPocus pic.twitter.com/Av20p9J612
— Shea Zimmerman (@sheazimm) October 10, 2018
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Time to watch hocus pocus everyday for a month straight
— Lauren (@Lauren_Remy) October 1, 2018
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Hocus Pocus is the story of a boy getting roasted by a ghost cat, supernatural beings, an entire community and a candle for being a virgin.
— Vanessa Gritton (@nesgritton) September 2, 2017
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People I side with more as I age:
1. Sharpay Evans
2. The Sanderson Sisters— Gwen Claire (@gwennieclaire) September 4, 2017
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Best friend: I’ve actually never seen hocus pocus.
Me and all m my personalities: pic.twitter.com/3btmVZjyCM— whitty (@MommyNeedsAsec) September 9, 2017
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Virginity is a social construct created to scare people from lighting the Black Flame Candle
— Spookins (@AmyNapkins) September 11, 2017
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‘Hocus Pocus’ is to Autumn what ‘Home Alone’ is to Winter. They’ve gotta be rewatched, every year.
— Amena (@amenaofficial) September 13, 2017
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Ah, yes the four seasons:
Spring
Summer
Winter
Hocus Pocus— DEATHiny Murtaugh (@fablesandfae) September 13, 2017
Hocus Pocus is currently available for rent on Amazon Prime and iTunes, but it’s also playing almost every day over on Freeform!
Having studied Media & Writing at James Madison University, I always knew that I wanted to do some type of creative writing, but being able to write about zombies, Starks, and superheroes on a daily basis for Fan Fest is my actual dream. While I probably shouldn’t be as proud as I am to be so similar to Nick Miller, I do hope to one day write my own “Pepperwood Chronicles’.
