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‘American Housewife’ Season 2 Episode 4 ‘The Lice Storm’

Lice, George Hamilton and a surprise pregnancy. Yes, it was just another day in Westport. The Otto family went from just the poor family to the poor family with lice all within the first three minutes.

Katie comes up with a 4 Step Plan:

Contain Patient Zero
Check remaining members
Kill those little b#$tards (the lice not the kids)
Shock and Awe get rid of everything (Lice are the glitter of the bug world)

However, unbelievably the lice are the least of the Otto’s issues this week. Oliver (Daniel DiMaggio) strikes up a friendship with their new neighbor Spencer Blitz (George Hamilton). Spencer was the ruler of Wall Street in the 90’s until he was arrested and spent the last 20 years in white collar prison for many money-related crimes. Oliver starts working for Spencer since he can’t leave his home while on house arrest. Greg (Diedrich Bader) is concerned that Spencer will be a bad influence on Oliver who already is obsessed with money and power. Let’s just hope Oliver stays away from the tanning bed.

Katie who is worried that her time with Taylor (Meg Donnelly) is ending and in a desperate last attempt Katie gave her lice to make Taylor stay home. While trying to figure out her newest issues Katie is at her Second Breakfast with Doris (Ali Wong) and Angelia (Carly Hughes) and lets it slip that she “had” lice. Well, Angela flips out, but when Doris blurts out “I’m Pregnant”. This stopped all talk about lice because an 8-pound surprise baby outweighs 1000 tiny parasites in their conversation.

So, here are my #realmomrules of this week’s episode: 

Always check the kid’s backpacks for RED LETTERS ABOUT LICE OUTBREAKS.

Keep your son away from rich old orange men because it can’t end well.

Do not blink because you will have a Subaru commercial on your hands with your daughter.

Stay home if you have lice your friends and your waitress will THANK YOU!

 

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